10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Those eggs smell delicious!