10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill