10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.