10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "No river, no fish."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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