10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.