10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha