10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio