10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.