10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'