10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels