10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?