10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die