10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...