10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com