10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from