10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!