10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A