10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.