10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.