10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels