10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack