10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."