10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."