10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "No river, no fish."