10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery