10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson