10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris