10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.