10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers