10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?