10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson