10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson