10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.