10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow