10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers