10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from