10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-