10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)