10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for loners.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.