10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves