10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"