10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."