10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.