10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --