10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!