10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz