10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom