10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!