10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones