10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'